Have fun with these coffee puns.
There are so many benefits of drinking coffee and creative ways to brew it. But that’s just the beginning.
Coffee and words related to coffee like beans, lattes and brewing can easily be turned into coffee puns aka witty, chuckle worthy and sometimes just plain silly phrases.
This list of over 75 coffee puns will give you some ideas if you’re looking to create a new pickup line, your next joke, write a message in a greeting card or caption for a social media post.
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So, espresso your love for coffee with these coffee puns (see what we did there…!)
Skip around this article to find a coffee pun:
- Greeting coffee puns
- Love coffee puns
- Cute coffee puns
- Gratitude coffee puns
- Funny coffee puns
- Sassy coffee puns
- Motivational coffee puns
- Coffee birthday puns
- Coffee puns in jokes
Greeting Coffee Puns
When you’re next at a cafe, greet your barista with one of these greeting coffee puns and see what they say.
1. Hello brew-tiful!
2. How have you bean?
3. Sorry affogato your name.
4. Java nice day.
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A hand stamped spoon with this coffee pun, java nice day by SycamoreHill on Etsy.
5. Have a brew-tiful day.
6. Sorry I’m latte.
7. I’ve bean busy.
8. What’s sumatra with you?
9. See ya later percolator.
Coffee Love Puns
Little messages of love to someone who means (or beans) a lot to you.
10. Where have you bean all my life?
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This greeting card from ChewyLemonStudio on Etsy already has the where have you been all my life coffee pun.
11. I love brew.
12. If you were ground coffee you’d be espresso because you’re so fine.
13. Espresso my feelings for you.
14. You’re brewtiful.
15. Espresso your love.
16. Sending you a whole latte love.
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This greeting card is ready with the sending you a whole latte love coffee pun and includes a cute coffee mug with a face.
17. You’re steaming hot.
18. You mocha me crazy.
19. We were meant to bean.
20. Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
Cute and Cheeky Coffee Puns
Little phrases to text or tell someone to lift up their spirits.
21. Thank you for bean a friend.
22. You keep me grounded.
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This greeting card has the you keep me grounded coffee pun on the front with two cups of coffee with latte art handmade by AmbersArtistryShop on Etsy.
23. Thank you for bean there for me.
24. You’re the cream in my coffee.
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This handmade card has the coffee pun, you’re the cream in my coffee by valleyofgrace on Etsy. The card is blank on the inside so you can add your own personal message.
25. I’ve bean thinking of you a latte.
26. You are mugnificent.
Gratitude Coffee Puns
If you’re ever at a loss for words to express gratitude in a card, use one of these cute and funny gratitude coffee puns.
27. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
28. Thanks a latte.
29. You pick me up when I’m feeling brew.
30. Thank you for everything you brew for me.
31. Thanks a latte for being my friend.
32. You mocha me so happy.
33. You mean a latte to me.
Funny Coffee Puns
Some make us laugh out loud, others make us smile a little. Use one of these and see what reaction you get.
34. Bean there, done that.
35. How I feel without coffee: depresso.
36. This is cool beans.
37. This coffee is espressily for you.
38. Livin la vida mocha.
39. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.
40. That’s so doppio.
41. It’s time to rise and grind.
42. I should’ve been working but I was procaffeinating.
43. I’m feeling a bit of deja brew.
44. I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
45. Its bean one of those days.
Sassy Coffee Puns
Say it with a little attitude.
46. I need to venti.
47. I’ve got a latte of problems.
48. I don’t give a frappe.
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Drink coffee out of this I don’t give a frappe coffee mug.
49. You’re unfrappin’ believable.
50. Pardon my French roast.
Coffee Birthday Puns
Looking for something to write in a birthday card? Coffee lovers will get a good laugh at one of these coffee birthday puns.
51. Java great birthday.
52. Espressily for you.
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This handmade card from MagicallyCraftedShop on Etsy features the coffee pun espressily for you and is blank inside for your personal message.
53. Sorry I missed your birthday, better latte than never.
54. Hope your birthday is a latte fun.
55. Sending you a latte birthday wishes.
56. Hope your birthday is doppio.
Motivational Coffee Puns
If you want to send a message of hope or motivation with a coffee twist, check out these motivational coffee puns.
57. Just brew it.
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If you like this coffee pun, just brew it, get this coffee mug with the coffee pun on it with either the 11 ounce or 15 ounce size.
58. It’s going to be a brewtiful day.
59. Don’t worry be frappe.
60. Stay grounded.
61. I believe in brew.
62. Give it your best shot.
63. Take life one cup at a time.
64. This is how we brew it.
65. Better latte than never.
Coffee Puns in Jokes
Find your new go to joke, coffee style.
66. What is it called when you steal someone’s coffee? A mugging.
67. What do you call a bear that makes coffee? A bearista.
68. Why did the coffee shop close for the day? A storm was brewing.
69. Where do birds go for coffee? The Nestcafe.
70. Why was the barista wearing a mask? It was a coughy filter.
71. What did the coffee lover name his son? Joe.
72. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
73. What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? Mugging.
74. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Photo Credit: RDP Designs on Amazon
If you like the concept of depresso, this coffee mug features the word, plus the definition – the feeling you get when you run out of coffee.
75. How are coffee beans like kids? They’re always getting grounded.
76. What is a coffee lover’s favorite Beatles song? Latte Be
77. When should you stop pouring milk into the coffee? Before it is too latte.
78. What did one coffee say to the other? Where ya bean?
79. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind!
